In fall 2020, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has since fully recovered and is thriving, but at the time, this was exactly as bad as it sounds and would not be funny until much much later. And amidst the awfulness of watching my mother try on wigs over facetime from the car in the parking lot, serving my Father and I Thanksgiving turkey burgers while she tried to stomach ramen noodles, and one absurd saga involving potatoes dauphinoise, I realized I was painfully lonely. My parents had each other. My sister had her family. I had a 600 ft apartment and a corgi-chihuahua who was getting older and meaner by the day. I realized that I wanted to date, and then I realized that dating is excruciating.

SUCK IT was born of loneliness, horniness, and the absurdity of bad times. When things are hard, I have no choice to laugh. And nothing quite captures the absurd pain of dating like let me have sex one time with no consequences help-help I’ve killed him but I’ve never felt sexier.

I am currently submitting SUCK IT to festivals around the country and hope to share it widely soon. Please reach out for screening inquiries.